Humor Helps Along The Way

Just a few snickers (The fun size) to make your day!

I’M IN NO SHAPE TO EXERCISE. COMMIT TO BE FIT.

TOUCH YOUR TOES, AND TOUCH YOUR TOES
AND WISH YOU SKIPPED THOSE OREO’S.

MY GET UP AND GO GOT UP AND WENT.

PUSHING 40 IS ENOUGH EXERCISE.

BOOKS TO READ:

HOW TO LOSE TWENTY POUNDS FAST BY HUGH OTTO EXERCISE

DIET AND EXERCISE TO LEAVE YOUR FAT BEHIND BY PHATT BUTTZ

I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE JUST PUSHING MY LUCK.

THE ONLY EXERCISE DEVICE I EVER USE IS THE CLAPPER.

MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN THE BEST EXERCISE IS ONE OF DISCRETION.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT SWIMMING IS GOOD EXERCISE, BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SLIM WHALE?

OBESITY: THE PENALTY FOR EXCEEDING THE FEED LIMIT!

IT’S WHEN YOU’RE ON A DIET THAT THE SECONDS COUNT!

A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, FOREVER ON THE HIPS!

DON’T PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN TAKE OFF TODAY!

HE WHO INDULGES IS BOUND TO HAVE BULGES!

THOSE WHO CAN’T COUNT CALORIES HAVE THE FIGURES TO PROVE IT!

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